GET RICH WITHOUT MY HELP by Bob Salley ©2001
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WOKE UP THIS MORNING TRYIN TO SORT IT OUT
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N WHEN YOU WOKE UP WE BOTH BEGAN TO SHOUT
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HEY NOW WAIT A MINUTE THIS WORLD don't MAKE NO SENSE
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WHY SHOULD WE LET OTHER PEOPLE MAKE US FEEL SO TENSE
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EVERYBODY'S TRYIN TO SHOW US THE ROAD TO HAPPINESS
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TELL US EVERYTHING TO DO TO CUT RELATED STRESS
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BUT ALL THE REMEDIES ARE JUST A WAY TO MAKE A BUCK
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SO ALL YOU QUACKS CAN JUST GET BACK I WISH YOU ALL GOOD LUCK
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YOU'LL HAVE TO GET RICH WITHOUT MY HELP BUT HELP IS ON THE WAY
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BECAUSE JUST LIKE OLD BARNUM SAID THERE'S ONE BORN EVERY DAY
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A SUCKER HERE A SUCKER THERE WILL MULTIPLY YOUR WEALTH
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SO HIT THE ROAD GET OUTA MY FACE N GET RICH WITHOUT MY HELP
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YOU CAN BUY ABOUT ANYTHING IF YOU don't HAVE A DIME
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YOU CAN BORROW LOTS OF DOUGH N PAY IT BACK ON TIME
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YOU JUST REFINANCE THE HOUSE TAKE A LOAN OUT FOR A CAR
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BUT WHEN THE BILLS COME OVERDUE THEY REPO YOUR GUITAR


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LOANSHARKS COMIN' ON MY LEFT LAWYERS TO THE RIGHT
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EYEING UP OUR HUMBLE PIE EVERYBODY TAKE A BITE
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PRETTY SOON IT'S ALMOST GONE AND YOU CAN SHURELY BET
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WE PAY THE REST IN INTEREST ON OUR REVOLVING DEBT
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YOU'LL HAVE TO GET RICH WITHOUT MY HELP BUT HELP IS ON THE WAY
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BECAUSE JUST LIKE OLD BARNUM SAID THERE'S ONE BORN EVERY DAY
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A SUCKER HERE A SUCKER THERE WILL MULTIPLY YOUR WEALTH
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SO HIT THE ROAD GET OUTA MY FACE N GET RICH WITHOUT MY HELP
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SO YOU GOTTA HAVE THE LATEST GEAR THE NEWEST CLOTHES AND SHOES
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THE BIGGEST 5 WAY SPEAKERS AND LOTSA CD'S TOO
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IT'S ALL MADE IN THE 3RD WORLD AND IT'S REALLY 2ND RATE
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BUT YOU'LL PAY THE PRICE N PAY IT TWICE '
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CAUSE IN A YEAR IT'S OUTA DATE









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NOW YA WANNA GET SOME DESIGNER CLOTHES
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N YOU'RE CHOKIN' ON THE PRICE
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YOU'LL ONLY WEAR 'EM FOR A YEAR BUT WOULDN'T IT BE NICE
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NOW THEY'RE HANGIN IN YER ATTIC BUT HERE'S MY ARGUMENT
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HAVE NO FEAR 'CAUSE IN 20 YEARS YOU CAN WEAR 'EM ALL AGAIN
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YOU'LL HAVE TO GET RICH WITHOUT MY HELP BUT HELP IS ON THE WAY
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BECAUSE JUST LIKE OLD BARNUM SAID THERE'S ONE BORN EVERY DAY
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A SUCKER HERE A SUCKER THERE WILL MULTIPLY YOUR WEALTH
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SO HIT THE ROAD GET OUTA MY FACE N GET RICH WITHOUT MY HELP
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I WISH YOU LUCK NOW GO GET FUNDED
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N RICH WITHOUT MY HELP
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